Motherhood should come with a how-to manual. It should come with super-duper large doses of patience sent from above. It should come with a mandatory stress-test. Are you up for this? Of course you are, but sometimes the kids can really test you, and make you wonder.
Motherhood should come with extra time. There never seems to be enough of it in the day. It should come with the ability to read books in really cool voices, so the kids will be beyond captivated. It should come with the ability to be as awesome as your own Mother. How did she stay so calm when we were anything but?
Motherhood should come with the ability to know everything about everything. Who? What? When? Where? How? Why? Are we there yet? Mama, what's that? But why?